Dearest Ms Ruchi,
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since I don’t know when (Obviously after joining DI). With reference to the chatting held between us on 16th of Feb. 2009 at 11.46 am, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 6 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be revoked without further notice and I shall be considering someone else within or outside DI. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister or friends, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Mr. Sanjib Dasgupta
I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since I don’t know when (Obviously after joining DI). With reference to the chatting held between us on 16th of Feb. 2009 at 11.46 am, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.
Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.
Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.
I request you to kindly respond within 6 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be revoked without further notice and I shall be considering someone else within or outside DI. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister or friends, if you do not wish to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation,
Yours sincerely,
Mr. Sanjib Dasgupta
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